Something amazingly inane and useless.

On my travels around the world via the wonderful Google Earth I've noted if our place was relocated to the northern half of the world to the major island Luzon of the Philippines at the equivalent latitude then it would be a very short stroll to the northernmost point of the island.

Our place, note the hand in the car park, our place directly below, also note that south points upwards for a change.

That northern beach on Luzon at the about same scale, the hand is as close as I could get to the same latitude.
Somehow though I don't think relocating will improve the house price, despite being beside a beach.