Teapot Jim.

Taken just after my teapot imitation, a little while earlier the mobile piggybank had a guard hop out with a gun the size of a bazooka, not being terribly brave I raised my arms (painfully) in classic surrender style, the other guard laughed.
The mall in the background is the major one in Legazpi City, A million people were waiting for it to open at 09:00, so they waited for another million and opened at 10:00. I needed a decent wi-fi dongle for a usable net connection. Thankfully all good now.
Of course with the good comes the bad, my left eye (usually my good eye) has a fog in it today that won't clear up. I suppose I should apply for the blind pension when I get home.