I was moving a table in the muddy mess downstairs this morning and it collapsed rather rapidly propelling me into a horizontal position on top of it. Olivia discovered this scratch later on but the worst of it was it took me ages to free myself and regain a vertical attitude.
I'm not a girl so the damage to my left man boob wasn't even noticed, Olivia daubed me with some stuff for it but later on I managed to put the good stuff on it, household disinfectant.
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lucky ya didnt bust a rib or 2 jimby
ReplyDeleteIndeed, over the years I've become a frail old man, and now a blind and deaf frail old man.
ReplyDeletehow about a 10 day update on yer scratch.
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