An extract from some electioneering mail.

We got some electioneering mail from our local member today, cleverly produced so it can be funded out of  his electoral allowance rather than use personal/party money.
In one little block shown here it can pretty well sum things up, the Member for Kennedy does come up with plenty of good ideas but beats a convoluted route expressing them and isn't concerned with literacy/grammar since it's doubtful many of his hordes of voters would ever notice, also make sure you talk in acres rather than the hectares that replaced them 40 years ago because they would also be impressed by that.
Myself I wish I could vote for someone who would put our budget into surplus.